Eat a Bag of Dicks Banana Soy Candle

Introducing the, Eat a Bag of Dicks Banana Soy Candle by Crimson and Clover, which is the perfect antidote to the Corona Crisis and burns for 50 hours for only $28.

Crimson and Clover Studio is the funny AF stationery and gift company founded in 2014 by sex and dating writer Rachel Khona. A fizzy mix of heartfelt love and sass, Rachel’s deadpan cards and gifts are now carried in 200+ boutiques and chains across North America, including Paper Source and Nordstrom. Crimson and Clover Studio’s new line of candles include such gems such as a peach-scented “I Like Your Butt”, and a holly berry scented “Not So Silent Night” candle. All candles are crafted from soy wax and made in the USA.

It all started with sticky notes Rachel and her then-boyfriend would leave for each other, realizing she had a knack for sassy zingers and giggle-inducing puns. After breaking up with her via sticky note, it dawned on Rachel, why not take the stockpile of sassy phrases saved on her phone and turn them into greeting cards? And poof! Crimson and Clover (named after the Jimmy Eat World song “A Praise Chorus”) was born.

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